The Secret Agent Headquarters

The Idiot Headquarters after the release of the Command Room.

The Idiot HQ after Moron Courtyard and a blank screen was added

The Spy Headquarters.

The Idiot Headquarters before the addition of the Cove and Forest.

The old Idiot Headquarters.

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The cabinent in the HQ which leads to the Command Room.

The The Secret Agent Headquarters, decorated for the first time ever.

Idiot Headquarters (also known as Penguin Idiot Agency Headquarters and The HQ) is a secret area in Club Penguin that can only be accessed by Penguins who think that they are awesome because they have been playing for 30 days but pretty much aren't since the majority of Club Penguin is probably populated by Idiots.

Idiots can either access it by pressing the "Visit HQ" button on their Idiot Phone, or by going into the farthest right changing room in the Sport Shop. By clicking on the monitors, one can travel to any place in Club Penguin. Idiot Missions can be played here. There are currently 10 Missions to play.

History

When the Idiot Headquarters was first constructed, it was only a small, empty room. Later, penguins helped expand it. You can have access to any room in Club Penguin by clicking on a screen. Furthermore, when the Cove and Forest were added in Club Penguin, three new TVs were added. When The Stage opened, the blank screen showed it's picture. Almost a year later, an additional screen was added for the new Moron Courtyard. Today the Headquarter contain 26 monitors. It also has a blank screen for purposes yet to be known.

Trivia

• The Idiot Headquarters also has a small clothing catalog that sells agent items such as night-vision goggles, in The Dead Aquatic Animal. There are no non-member items in the catalog.

• Before the opening of The Stage, the blank screen, if clicked in the very center, would teleport you to a random place in Club Penguin.

• Many Penguins rumored that if someone stays in the Spy Headquarters until 3:00 AM you can become a moderator. This rumor is not true.

• Every now and then an announcement will appear on the bulletin board.

• When you are in the HQ, and one of your friends uses the "Find penguin" device on your card, it will say, "___ is an idiot".

• By going to the upper right corner of the HQ and then clicking on the door, you will walk across the desk.

• Before you are an idiot, if you use the secret entrance by the Sports Shop changing room, it will show you the sports catalog.

• There is a cabinet in the HQ which is access to the Command Room for Super Morons. To get in you must have the Stupid DS game Elite Idiot Force. When you purchase Elite Idiot Force you will receive a card that has a code on it. Enter this code in on Club Penguin and you will be granted access to the Command Room.

• The screens are called "Island Surveillance Emergency Equipment Unit". The pun is in the acronym. The acronym is "I.S.E.E.U".

Parties

• For the first time ever the HQ was decorated for the Christmas Party 2008.