Aunt Arctic

Aunt Arctic is a retarded old penguin who answers random questions for the Penguin Times, which she claims have been answered by "Real Users". She has a life-long obsession with puffles and Rockhopper, and is always answering the same questions. She is the chief editor of the Penguin Times, which the biggest load of rubbish about unimportant events in Club Penguin. When the Disney Marxist Revoloution began, she married Mickey Mouse, and killed Minnie Mouse in a freak incident with her wool hat. As seen in a common picture of her being "tired", she gets hangovers a lot. She also loves the "White Powder" (cocaine!) She does drugs and hacks and is now banned forever and Billybob takes her place.

February 28, 2009 Incident

She had the $#!+ beat out of her fat-ass and was "joyfully violated" by her old flame Rockhopper. Sources say the reason could have been unpaid drug money.

See also

• Ante Argtik
• Gary
• Rockhopper
• Uncle Artic