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Ideas for new Club Penguin Commercials on the TV!

Series 7 Plush Toy Ad

  • Mwa Mwa Penguin: So cute! Holds Cawdence pwush. Owange Puffy unwocked. Bwack MP3000 to be adopted with.
  • News Reporter: Hey kids sitting on the couch watching Disney XD, such as this Mwa Mwa Penguin said on the following commercial, you can get several Series 7 Plush Toys from a Learning Express or Toys R Us near you. The plushes include DJ Cadence, a Hockey Player, a Wizard, and more. And the cool items you get to unlock include a Penguin Band Hoodie, Blue Sneakers, a Black MP3000 and for the first time, our cute cuddly friend Bucky the Orange Puffle has finally made it to the Treasure Book! Say hoo ray with me kids.
  • Kids watching the TV: Hoo ray{in very dull bored voice.}
  • And remember, they are available March 1 in the USA and April 18 in Canada. Now continue watching Jimmy Two Shoes!

Card-Jitsu Commercial

  • Sensei: Hello, future ninjas watching Disney Channel. Do you wish to challenge me? Of course you do, silly penguins.
  • Random Penguin Crowding Sensei (with 100 other penguins): But first...
  • Sensei: You must earn your black belt by playing Card-Jitsu on Club Penguin.
  • A sign pops up that says "Card-Jitsu: only at clubpenguin.com."

Famous Penguin Rap

Billybob: CP has a song for yaws. It's the Famous Penguin Rap. And it goes like this.


Gary: Gary is first with the 'ventions.

Aunt Arctic: I'm the newspaper reporter, Aunt Arctic, and in the newspaper we give many mentions.

Sensei: 1. Sensei is the third 2. He plays some Card-Jitsu, yeah 3. Yeah, it's Card-Jitsu!

Cadence and Dancing Penguin: Cadence and Dancing Penguin do the dance all around, yeah. Dance it!

Rookie and JP Guy: I'm Rookie. I'm Jetpack Guy. We are G's secret agents.

Franky: Penguin Band is in the house!

G Billy: We're 25 times louder then a mouse.

Stompin' Bob: With guitars and all the instruments.

Peter K: So rock out loud, all you gents!

Mystery Penguin Band Member: And ladies.

Director: I'm unidentified, and so will be the rest of this song until later.

Rockhopper: Arr! Me puffle and I say that we are out!

Water Mysteries

Guy:There has been many things mysterious in Club Penguin...

Robot Boss from Surprise Party '10 lowers glasses,smacks his forehead, and rises water.

Guy: Quite, as from the Water Party...

B&W scene from Water Party, zoom in to waterfall SPLURTING everywhere...

Guy: and as demonstrated form the Fire Volcano...

Scene with G and Sensei investigating low lava amounts and stopped Lava flow through vents...

Guy:What could this Mean?

Surprise Party Robot: Card- Jits...

Sensei slices screen to Club Penguin Logo screen.