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ATTENTION ALL FAST MONEY MAKING SKEPTICS! PLEASE READ AND ANALYZE THE FOLLOWING AND DETERMINE IF $5 IS WORTH KNOWING IF THIS IS REALLY POSSIBLE!!!!!

Dear Friends,

My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was reposessed and the bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was laid off and my unemployment checks had run out. The only escape I had from the pressure of failure was my computer and my modem. I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation. This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day cruise to the tropics. I bought a Lincoln Town Car for CASH in Feburary 1989.

I am currently building a home on the West Coast of Florida, with a private pool, boat slip, and a beautiful view of the bay from my breakfast room table and patio. I will never have to work again. Today I am rich! I have earned over $400,000.00 (Four Hundred Thousand Dollars) to date and will become a millionaire within 4 or 5 months. Anyone can do the same. This money making program works perfectly every time, 100% of the time. I have NEVER failed to earn $50,000.00 or more whenever I wanted. Best of all you never have to leave home except to go to your mailbox or post office.

In October 1988, I received a letter in the mail telling me how I could earn $50,000 dollars or more whenever I wanted. I was naturally very skeptical and threw the letter on the desk next to my computer. It's funny though, when you are desperate, backed into a corner, your mind does crazy things. I spent a frustating day looking through the want ads for a job with a future. The pickings were sparse at best. That night I tried to unwind by booting up my computer and calling several bulletin boards. I read several of the message posts and than glanced at the letter next to the computer. All at once it came to me, I now had the key to my dreams. I realized that with the power of the computer I could expand and enhance this money making formula into the most unbelievable cash flow generator that has ever been created. I substituted the computer bulletin boards in place of the post office and electronically did by computer what others were doing 100% by mail. Now only a few letters are mailed manually. Most of the hard work is speedily downloaded to other bulletin boards throughout the world. If you believe that someday you deserve that lucky break that you have waited for all your life, simply follow the easy instructions below. Your dreams will come true.


     Sincerely yours,

Dave Rhodes


INSTRUCTIONS

Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have received well over $50,000.00 cash, all yours. This program has remained successful because of the HONESTY and INTEGRETY of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully ADHERING TO THE INSTRUCTIONS.

Welcome to the world of Mail Order! This little business is a little different than most mail order houses. Your product is not solid and tangible, but rather a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. (The money made from the mailing lists are secondary to the income which is made from people like yourself requesting that they be included in that list.)


1) IMMEDIATELY mail $1.00 to the first 5 (five) names listed below

   starting at number 1 through number 5.  Send CASH only please 
   (total investment $5.00). Enclose a note with each letter stating: 
   "Please add my name to your mailing list."  For other countries 
   the equvielent amount may be sent, e.g. in Hong Kong Send HK$10
   as this is the lowest denomination note.
   (This is a legitimate service that you are requesting and you are
    paying $1.00 for this service).


2) REMOVE the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the

   other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and
   number 3 will become number 2, etc.)
   Place your name, address and zip code in the number 10 position.

3) Post the new letter with your name in the number 10 position

   into 10 (Ten) separate bulletin boards in the message base or to
   the file section. Call the file, MAKE.MONEY.FAST.


4) Within 60 days you will receive over $50,000.00 in CASH. Keep a

   copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and again
   whenever you need money. As soon as you mail out these letters you
   are automatically in the mail order business and people are sending
   you $1.00 to be placed on your mailing list. This list can then be
   rented to a list broker that can be found in the Yellow Pages for
   additional income on a regular basis. The list will become more
   valuable as it grows in size. This is a service.  This is perfectly
   legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of
   the postal lottery laws.


NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent to you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes they send you. This is PROOF that you are truely providing a service and should the IRS or some other Government Agency question you, you can provide them with this proof!

     Remember as each post is downloaded and the instructions

carefully followed, five members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the number five position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in cash!